Saturday, December 15, 2007

My Dive Buddy Was Bit By A Shark (one of them...not the girl)

Dec 15, 2007

So,

It all started... well over a month ago, but that has already been said. No, this one kind of started last week. I was suppose to go last weekend to dive, but with that huge swollen eye and my finger getting bit by the spider I just didn't feel like it. So we put it off until this weekend.

I went diving.
Like I have several times in the past two months.

This morning I got up and got ready, putting 50 SPF sunscreen on before getting dressed. I remembered to put in my contacts and to bring my cell phone for the pictures. Then I took off all my shineys. My rings, my jewelry, everything that glimmers or shines. Cause, I'm not that stupid. You just don't dive with shineys.
I stuck my sickness patch behind my ear, climbed on the boat and sailed out to sea.
I got my gear ready, putting the BCD on the tank, followed by the regulator, checking my air, getting my mask and fins, making sure I had my weight belt. I was set.
Today was the deep water dive. The final dive for my PADI certification. I turned my air back off and set it to the side (secured) until we arrived at the dive site.

Then we go back up on deck and start chatting with the crew. And boy am I ever glad that we waited until this week. Last week there were 5-6 foot swells. I know that I would not have made it on a day like that. The dive would have been overly short and not much fun for me.

Thank you little spider.

Anyway, after a bit we arrived at the dive site and were able to go down and dive. I started to feel a little ill. Not a good sign. It made me a little nervous. I got into my gear and we slid into the water fairly quickly. It wasn't until I was in the water and feeling the waves lift me up and down, up and down, up and down, that I finally had to puke. So I did. But it was nothing like before. Nah, this was more like a Lance Armstrong spew to feel better. Then I worked my way over to the chain and we started down.

It was nice.
I had to wear a glove on one hand in order to work my way down the barnacle covered chain to the sunken ship. We made it down to 18 Meters/60 feet. It was glorious. Okay, not as great as the sea turtle (whose video and picture are now on my photos page) but pretty darn awesome. I had the chance to hold a sea cucumber. I still get a thrill from it, from running my hands on a living creature in it's own environment and then putting it back and leaving it to it's existence. Possibly to talk to it's freinds about the close encounter with the strange white fleshy kind. I also had the chance to hold this weird seaweed like thing. I don't know what it was. It was kind of like a strange flower but it really clutched at the skin when I held it, and it was cool. I have a picture of that too.

Now to the part you really wanted to hear about, since you are reading this and probably read the title first. One of the ships crew, a really nice guy that we have come to know after so many dives, decided to do a dive today too. And he didn't take off his shiney. Probably forgot that he was wearing it. He was really nervous and hesitant about going down. Took him almost 20 minutes before he finally sank into the murky waters. Ok, so visibility was a little low. not that bad though. I could see plenty of fish, as you will see from the photos. It is called the Al Saud Wreck, so look in that folder for the pictures. Anyway, He was wearing a small ankle bracelet and it was shining nicely. Which is why the ladder shark decided to take it from him. Got him but not bad enough to freak anyone out. In fact, he asked us all very nicely not to tell his boss.

It was a memorable experience and a great reminder as to why you need to follow the rules, and remember the rules while you are at it.

I had a great time, wasn't sick after we got back up and went out to lay in the sun. My other buddy lay out in the safety net below the bow and took a little nap. It was a glorious trip and I had a great time. I would recommend the dive company to any and all people in this particular area.

It is called Arabian Diver. I really recommend their dive at Snaper Ali. You can see the photos of that in my folder as well. I am not as big a fan of the Al Saud Wreck dive, but it was still a blast. Even with the shark bite.

Right now, I still think it was just a cool experience.

I am tired and going to go take a nap. Have a great day!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Shayla (head scarf)

Dec 8, 2007

This last weekend was UAE's National Day celebration, which is technically close to 4 or 5 days of celebration.  Thursday (the end of the week in the UAE) was National Day Celebration Day at my school and at the kids school.
Remarkably, I was able to attend all of the required functions for work and still make it to see some of the festivities at the kids school.  I dislike how often I am unable to attend school functions and activities with the kids, so you can imagine how happy I was to see my kids in their own setting.

For National Day  the teachers were ALL required to wear national dress to show solidarity with our students.  So I went shopping and found the cheapest dress I could possibly find that I would be willing to wear.  I found a lot of beautiful dresses, but when it came time to ask prices I found them to be so high it reminded me of trying to bargain in Xi'an. Nasty high.  And the workers had a certain expectation of my bargaining abilities, which means they were shocked and appalled when I turned around and said I was appalled at the quality or insulted by the prices and would walk out of the store.  I even had one guy chase me down the street begging me to come back. It was fun to be back in that mode, especially when so many people here had said that it wouldn't be like that in the UAE.
Baloney!  You just have to expect that they are tripling the prices when you start and work your way to a price you can both be happy with.
Instead, I found a shop where a national was making a purchase and payed attention to the prices being payed.  What made it a delight was that they man did NOT mark up the price when I started asking. It was exactly the same pricing that he had offered the national.  And less than a third of the price every other shop keeper had asked.  So I made up my mind to find something, anything, at this mans store.
I did.
When it came time to wear the dress, I wore it with a little purfume (a tradition here) and I went to the school.  Everyone was dressed like me, but most of theirs were far more expensive.  At least one person I know dropped more than $500 U.S. on one of these dresses. 
I spent $10.  yeah, you read that right. $10 U.S. dollars on a dress in the UAE.  I had planned on sending it to my mother for the fun of it, but I think I will try to get her one of her own instead.  From the same shopkeeper of course.
Anyway, I get in to take attendance in my classes (we had to take attendance and then send the students out for festivities... kind of silly) and my girls present me with a shayla.  A shayla is a long scarf worn wrapped around the head to hide the hair.  It was lovely, just the kind I would get for myself if I had to wear one.  So I wore a shayla for national day.  Then I walk over to my other class to say "HI" to my other students.  They chose to present me with a burkha.  A burkha in the UAE is a small metallic looking mask that covers the nose.  The longer ones cover the mouth as well but the one that I was given only covered my nose and eyebrows, or close to it.
A freind of mine saw me in the teachers lounge and snapped a photo of me in the outfit, so I am posting it here. 

I blocked out the view of what was behind me because it was not a pretty view, and I put both pictures side-by-side so you could get the full effect. The burkha is actually too high up on my face in the photo. It is suppose to cover the eyebrows too.
I wore the burkha for about 20 minutes. Then I noticed that my hands were turning purple from where I had adjusted the little mask.  So I went into the restroom and low and behold, my face was purple.  It turns out that a new burkha has a die in it that will turn the skin bright purple until it has been worn regularly.  Since I am not expecting to wear it very often, I have a feeling it will always turn me purple.  But that just meant that I took it off a little later and continued to wear the shayla for the festivities.
After the festival at work I went to the kids school.  I continued to wear the shayla, but I wore it loose and more scarf like at Will's request.  He rather dislikes the way it makes me look.  I think he is so adorable. We had a great time finding the kids, going out to lunch at the mall (yes I wore the outfit to the mall.. it felt like halloween all over again... and you know how I love halloween). and finally home. 
Now the national dress hangs forlornly in my closet, where it will hang until I can find a new one to hang next to it for next year.... or for gifts to send home.  They are not flattering at all, but they are loose and comfortable and some of them are intricate enough to wear to a formal occasion, but it looks very Hollywood to wear some of them. They really are elaborate. Even my $10 one is rather decorated, even if I do think it looks like I am wearing a bedsheet with a hole in it.
(My coworkers couldn't stop laughing when I told them that... apparently they don't like being told that they must spend money on an outfit for one day a year either.)  

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Jonas the cat says hello

Dec 1, 2007

I want to talk to you a moment about Jonas.

In China, we got a Jonas. I bought him for my family as a way to make us all feel a little more at home with where we were living. We had to ask for special permission (and we got it, despite the rumors to the contrary) in order to have him in our home. There were a lot of hoops to jump through to get him. He became and important part of our family. It was painful to say goodbye to him, but regrettably he could not come with us to Japan.

In Japan we talked about getting a cat. I refused. It just didn't feel right at all.

When we arrived in the UAE I asked if it was acceptable to get pets. The response was a resounding YES. More than that, we were encouraged to get pets. From the first day we arrived there were people who were offering to help with finding dogs or cats if we wanted them. So for my birthday, Will got me a tiny little piece of fluff with gigantic ears.


It took a long time to name him (possibly her... we still don't know). We started with Sassy... and while he is a very sassy little fluff ball, it just didn't seem to fit at all. We tried out patches, boots, mouse-y (that was Rae's contribution) and many more.Then one day he ran out and attacked my left leg from under the couch and I said "Jonas" in that rather musical way that only a mother or child can say it. (hear yourself saying Mo'om in your head.... that was how I said it). It was reflex. After having Jonas in China for so many months it just came out. and it stuck. The kids started calling him Jonas and he started to respond to it.

 Well that was two months ago. and he has certainly grown into his name.  He is just as lively and loving, just as attacky and vibrant, and he is definately one of us.  

I would like to take this opportunity to share with all of you my newest family member... he has made it past that rough patch where we were a little afraid that he might not make it.  After all, he was an abandoned kitten when we got him.  He had been left at 3-4 weeks old (very young!) and we were really worried that this little fluffy thing with a swollen belly and giant ears would not last long.  He is a true champion.  He made it. And now he is about 2 months older and a whole lot bigger.

Jonas says "hello".



Edit 2010-  Jonas is a resounding GIRL.  and doing just fine, thank you.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Swimming with Sea Turtles

Nov 24, 2007

This Saturday I went diving in the oceans around Ras Al Khaimah for the third time. (the second time didn't really count much because it was from the beach, even if I did get to hold a Sea Cucumber... yeah!) I was prepared for the issues I had faced the previous time, wearing a motion sickness patch and taking a nodiz pill just as I got on the ship. It is a beautiful ship and I really wanted to enjoy this trip. We arrived at 8am and were right on time, the rest of the divers arriving at the same time. This time we were with a group of Arabian sport fishermen and divers. One of them was a member of the coast guard. I think he was just checking out the ship.
Anyway,
We headed out to sea. We were going to dive first, me and my dive buddy, at the site of a deep wreck (lowest point is 25 meters, but we were only planning on 18 meters at the deepest). I was worried. Today is the day of my final exam. 50 questions on a topic that includes mathematical equations relating to nitrogen times and maximum depths. I spent most of that early trip reciting things in my mind, glancing over my book now and again to make sure I understood aspects. I even made up funky acronyms to help me remember which things come when. Not that you really want to hear about me studying while riding on a yacht out in the ocean.
Sooner than I expected we arrived, and I hadn't gotten sick. Not even a little queezy. I was doing beautifully.
Our dive instructor dove in to tie the yacht up to the buoy marker for the dive and as I watched she swam. First she swam out to the buoy and yelled back " the current is really strong". The captain turned to me and my buddy and said "I sure hope you two are strong swimmers". !!!!! Well I know I am, but my buddy is a little less sure of herself, so I just smiled and turned back to watch the instructor. She dove down to the chain... and missed. She did it again... and missed again. The current was so strong that my instructor could not tie off the lead rope. So they hauled her back to the ship and we canceled the dive.
When a dive instructor says no, you can bet that I agree completely!!!
So we turned the ship to head to an alternate dive site (one I had never seen or heard of) and off we sail. Brunch is served. I had salmon with poached eggs on a bed of fresh baked bread and a side of fresh fruit. Yeah baby! I ate every bite, with great joy. Delicious.
We arrive at the site, again sooner than I expected. We prepare our equipment and choose to get into our gear in the water. It just looked like more fun to me. We slide into the water, it is so nice against the hot black wet suit. I place the regulator in my mouth, slowly let the air out of my BCD jacket and sink under the waves. At first I couldn't get down. Then I realized that I was not breathing deep enough, so I let out all of the air in my lungs and took slow, long, measured breathes, exhaling completely and remembering to equalize my ears at every meter. I sank into the water and down, down down to the bottom. And there in front of me lay the remains of a sunken ship, shattered by age and wear into scattered pieces across the sea floor. And there is the hull, a hulking dark shape in the distance. Slowly we begin to glide across the ocean floor towards the dark shapes. Then, it comes into view. A living breathing thing. A mass of metal overcome by coral anemone and giant sea urchins. At each breath it seems to take, a curtain of fish shower across like a living waterfall, multicolored, multi-shaped, yet uniformly moving making the this skeletal remain one of the most beautiful and vibrant I have ever witnessed in my life. And as we swim around this beautiful living reef, I spot something more exciting to me than anything else can be. A sea turtle. A beautiful sea turtle, his shell caked with barnacles, his head stretched out among the fish, his flippers moving him forward in a steady beat. He was gorgious, one of the truly great thrills of my life. We followed him around for a time and then we swam back to the wreck. We spent about 50 minutes swimming around and around that wreck, finding fish, playing with everything we saw.
Too soon for me, we returned to the ship (I was at the point of air when the instructor had said we would need to return, so I suppose we had to)and it was time for us to take our final exam.
It didn't take me very long... For some reason I take to this like a fish to water.... I passed.
While we took our exams the other divers went for their turn under the water. Then the others came up and we headed back for the docks. As we sailed back it was time for dinner. I had the doris fish with a creamy gorgonzola sauce and boiled vegetables. It was amazing. I had such a good time. Took a few photos, got back to the dock, and headed home.

I will post the photos soon, even though there are not many of them. But, it will be a few weeks before the underwater photos and video are developed.... Yeah, you didn't think I would forget to take pictures did you! I love sea turtles.

Hope you are having as good a time as I am!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Seasick 2

Nov 17, 2007

Again, warning this contains graphic descriptions of my rather unfortunate scuba experiences.

The dive master asked if I would like to climb into the water. Apparently getting into the water can sometimes relieve the feelings of seasickness. I was up for anything at that point. My stomach felt like it couldn't take any more. So, I took of my outer clothes and walked to the dive platform. I jumped into the water. Just me, my swimsuit, and the ocean. For a short time I started to feel better. Then I realized that all that vomiting had left me as weak as a day old kitten.
The seasickness was gone, but I wasn't sure I could continue to swim against the current to stay near the boat. It was a fair current. Actually, it probably wasn't that strong at all but with as bad as I was feeling it felt like the current was ready to pull me away. I stayed in the water for 20-30 minutes using my feet to hold on to the dive buoy. Thank goodness for my monkey like toes.

I climbed out of the water and back onto the boat, ready to watch the video. I knew the sickness was going to come back, but I sat below deck and watched the whole video, nursing an ice cold glass of water and taking small measured bites of bread.

Then the yacht moved to the shallows so that we could try to practice the skills that we had learned. Before getting out the gear, we went through the usual gear lecture and a review of all the things we needed to do during this dive. Then we geared up. I have to be honest, seasickness is the one time that I tend to run hot.

Usually I run cold. You can ask my friends. When they are hot I am comfortable, and when I am cold they are comfortable. But not when I am suffering from motion sickness. Then I run hot. Really hot. So trying to put on a wet suit and wait for my turn to get in the water was torture. I felt like I was totally on fire.

I did the giants stride and got into the water. What a relief it was. But I was still feeling poorly. They signaled us to use the line to go down. So we slowly worked our way down the line. I had to stop part way because my buddy was having mask issues. That was fine with me, I prefer to equalize for a while anyway. I like my ears and the way they work. I don't want them to get hurt, so taking my time was just fine.

Then we sank to the bottom. We were suppose to do our skills, but the bottom was completely covered in spiny black sea urchins. No place for us to try our thing. Not unless we wanted to be stuck. So instead of the skills practice, we ended up doing a short exploring swim. I realized that I was much better at scuba when I did it last time. Of course, I was also doing Tai Chi at the time and my breathing was in much better control.

Anyway, it was a lovely swim. The brain coral and the little fish were wonderful. I really enjoyed myself. Finally relaxing and having some serious fun. I loved it.

One of the divers started having bouyancy problems, so we had to cut it a little short.
The ascent was fine, the swimming was fine, but when I got to the top of the water it hit me like a ton of bricks. I carefully filled my bcd with air so that I would float, then took my regulator out of my mouth and puked as hard as I could. I quickly placed it back in my mouth and took a long breath. Then I pulled it out again and puked hard. I could feel that there was nothing left and the dive master told me to go ahead and puke into the regulator, just leave it in my mouth. So I put the regulator back in my mouth and had the dry heaves at the top of the water. It was quite a horrible experience.

I swam over to the dive bouy line off the back of the boat and as the others were getting out of their gear I lay floating on my back holding on to the line and trying to stay centered. I took off my weight belt and handed it up. Then I took of my fins, carefully one at a time. Then I took off my BCD and tank. Of course, through it all I still had the regulator in my mouth. I kept it in my mouth until I handed up the BCD. Then I climbed slowly and carefully out, shaking the whole time. When I got to the platform, I sat down on it. I was just so uncomfortable and shaky. It was really hard to climb into the hold to take a shower. The water felt good, but being inside when ill is so much worse than being on deck.

I got dressed and went back on deck. We had our after dive debriefing and made our plans for the following day. Then we went to have dinner. I sat down at the table and a beautiful plate of soup, this lovely lentil and vegetable soup, was placed in front of me. I took one look and knew it would never get passed my lips. SO I apologized and told them I could not eat it. They brought out the second course, the salad. I nibbled lettuce, took a taste of tomato, and ate two pieces of cucumber before my stomach said it was bordering on unhappy. So I sipped ice cold water. Then came the final course, a delightful little fish with this beautiful side of vegetables. It was absolutely gorgeous. I wish I could have tried it. The dive master asked if I was going to be able to eat it. I told him no and he asked if he could have it. I said "please, nothing would make me happier". So he did.

And I know it was good.

They cleared off the table and I spent the ride back with my head on my hand slightly tipped to the right side staring hard at the horizon. As we headed back to the shore I laid my head down on my arms, still staring at the horizon line. And I fell asleep. It was a lovely ride in. I woke up about 15-20 minutes later and we were almost to the dock. We tied up and disembarked.

It was a lovely trip.

I highly recommend Arabian Diver in Ras Al Khaimah for diving training classes.... and taking your motion sickness medication BEFORE you go!

And that is what my first day of diving was like.


The second day was much better, I had fun and no real problems. I am back into scuba and loving every minute of it... just not the before and after...

Seasick

Nov 17, 2007

Before I write this blog, I wish to post fair warning to those who wish to read it. The title is not the slightest bit off from what I will discuss here today. I suffer from acute positional motion sickness, and when I get an attack it is more than colorful to describe. As such, if you have a weak stomach or are feeling the slightest bit queasy, please do NOT read my blog.
thank you.


On November 16th I got up at 6:30 in the morning in absolute excitement. My first day back in scuba diving. I caught a ride with my friend (my scuba buddy) and we drove out to the marina, to the yacht.
It is a great yacht. A beautiful sailboat with a diving platform off the back. We climbed aboard. Met the captain and the dive instructor, as well as the dive master and numerous other divers who were going with us. Most of those divers were going down to a wreck to explore, or finishing their training, or just out having fun. There was even a couple that were celebrating their anniversary and out for a ride on a yacht for the day. It was lovely.

As soon as I stepped on deck I had a feeling of regret. I had forgotten to bring any medication and stupid me, I didn't think to ask. But for the first 2 hours I was fine. felt a little queasy when they turned on the diesel engines to motor us out of the harbor, but all in all fine.

Then we were asked to go below to watch the introductory video. I sat down below deck as the video started. The dive master turned and asked if we had any questions. I promptly asked him where I would be permitted to be ill. He gestured above deck and said, over the side please. I climbed the stairs, sat down next to the railing, looked out over the sea, and hurled.

Then I felt better for about 5 minutes. Then it came rushing back and I was clutching the rail for dear life, certain that I was experiencing a similar affair as one my mother had once described to me involving a whiskey I know I will never even try. I puked so hard I could feel my anus trying to leap out of my mouth. I don't remember puking that hard before. I was very relieved that I didn't shit my pants.

Then I was unsteady, shaky, and felt like I couldn't even lift my arms. This feeling remained for quite a while. At that point, brunch was served on the yacht. It was quality service, a lovely omelette with peppers, a side of fruit and a glass of fruit juice. Since my friend is Turkish, she was served bread. Glorious bread.

I was feeling a little better and wanted to do anything to help, so I had a little of the omelette, I tried some oranges and a little apple, and ate some of the bread. about 10 minutes later, I lost that too. But it wasn't as bad as the first go.

The dive master asked if I wanted to go into the water.

Too be continued...

Friday, November 9, 2007

Writer’s group

Nov 9, 2007

Today was the first day of writer's group. We met in a sunny room with the crisp smell of omelettes and bagels, tea and coffee, and a hint of something sweet. We had a brief warm up, which made me particularly nervous because I have never been a part of a writer's group before and had no idea what expectations I might have of the group, or theirs of me.
It was lovely. I had no problem expectorating words in a semblance of meaning and then reading it to the others present. I expected that my words would be pedantic and trite, but they weren't. I was able to read without feeling too much of the usual panic. I was able to share with a sense of pride.

And I was able to listen to and accept the gently provided criticism that was offered, without feeling threatened or worried that my overly sensitive ego would be crushed.

I did just fine.

Yeah, my work isn't perfect. The typos alone can be annoying... the misspelled or miswritten words and the paragraphing and organization issues... not to mention my overwhelming need to embrace the passive voice. but I am happy.

....

Following the writing group I was riding in the car down the road and came to a hobbled camel who was crossing the road. I got a great shot of his rump as we moved past
from the passenger window. I didn't zoom in, he really is that close but he was moving away so I wasn't that nervous. The kids loved it.

And I spent the afternoon watching my husband in the rowing competition on the waters of a small ocean inlet. His team lost by 20 seconds, but they did have 2 fewer men than the other team (and most of the team is women too). You can see the photos in the album. I couldn't seem to stop snapping photos of the rowing team.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

October Box

Nov 7, 2007

Written as a challenge by my writing group, here is my latest piece... In honor of national novel writing month (November), here is....
October Box
a fiction piece by Crissy

 This piece has been temporarily removed for editing.  I am submitting it to a competition.  I will let you know how it goes.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Voice of Will: Sumo

2007-05-21 - 3:34 p.m.
What can I say about sumo?
Wow?
Nope. That doesn't sum it up.
A very large build up, then a quick climax?
well it is that, but so too are many other things that get you sweaty.
Sumo is just... undescribable, but I will try.
We arrived at 11am to watch the days sumo bashio. The kids were excited, criss's co workers were excited and midly worried. I was looking forward to it.
So we get to the tournament center, and we have a problem right from the get go. When criss bought the tickets (on the first day they went on sale) and was told, "no you get kids tickets the day you go for 200 yen." Oh, ok. 200 yen for the kids, that is dirt cheap. ok. Well not ok. It appears they only have very limited kids tickets each day, and they were sold out. Ok, buy a regular ticket. Nope. The only tickets are 9200 yen. yes that is right $90.00 per person.
WTF? Ok. I guess the kids go home. who with? I can take them home, and then come back and watch the bashio later (we have 2 tickets). Just then, a co worker of criss's offers us her 2 tickets, so we would have to buy one adult ticket, and they would buy 2 tickets... We had a discussion, and decided that would be ok, because we didn't want to ruin the sumo match for the kids.
We go in, and it is 11am. This means the scrubs of sumo are fighting. They don't even have the indoor lights on yet. But becaue this is the scrubs, the unranked sumo, they have NO ONE there. The tournament hall is deserted. So we all move down to the third row behind the judge. We are so close we can see every pore on each sumo's face. We can see the hands, the feet, and the butt cracks (some of them were huge).
Some thoughts on watching the scrubs. There were two that stood out. The first one was the individual who had 6 operations on his knees. You could see 3 scars on each knee, and you could hear them creak and pop (worse than mine) as he worked his way up the step onto the platform. I kept thinking, "If you have had to have 6 operations, and you are still an unranked scrub, why do you keep fighting?" Now maybe he had once been ranked, and was working his way back into rankings... or maybe he just loved sumo, but at somepoint you have to look at your body, and say, enough is a enough. I played just enough football in jr high school, and early high school to hurt my knees, and ankles. I decided I didn't want to walk in pain the rest of my life, so I stopped.
The second thought was watching this romanian sumo. He was BUILT. There was no fat on him. He moved like he had lots of judo or other martial arts. Watching the women watch him was like watching a human with a hungry vampires... the girls were licking their lips, and you could see how handsome he was. He won. He was against a larger guy, but he managed to move the behind the big guy, and when it looked bad, he did a great hip throw.... wow.
At this time we moved up above to watch from the original seats. The idea was to go up, and let the kids read their books, and maybe play some gameboys. Well the kids went to the bathroom. Rae comes back, will jr comes back. No zeb. No zeb. 15 minutes go buy, no zeb. WTF? I go in the bathroom, no zeb. I go into the other bathrooms, NO zeb. Go back to the seats, no zeb. He is gone!! We call in the security guards, they start looking for zeb. we are looking all over at the top. Criss says, hold on, and looks downstairs. There he is sitting with the people we came with. Turns out, he purposefully snuck out behind dad, and snuck downstairs.
Well needless to say, he got in a boat load of trouble. At this time, criss who was not feeling well, started feeling nauseous. We spoke about it and she wanted to go home. So she left and took the kids with. I stayed.
I must say the best fights were the second ranked fighters. They are ranked, but are inbetween the scrubs and the top notch fighters. These guys all are HUNGRY, they all want that higher level ranking, so they all put up great fights.
The highest level guys were pretty awesome. People who are my size, but who are exceptionally quick and strong. In this group you have 3 current foreigners from eastern europe. 2 of the 3 won todays matches. It was good to see them win.
One of the other benefits of sumo, is the sumo have to walk among the crowds. There are no special exits, there are no team busses. So as you can see from my picture. I got near two of the same sized sumo's in the hall. Both had won their matches. They looked at me, and asked if I wanted to learn sumo...
No thanks I replied, I like my original bone structure. They didn't understand that english and I said, No NOSE and then make a squishing nose. And pointed to my collarbone and said "crack",and then said "no thud" They laughed, and said, yes lots of "nose" squish and thud... I said no thank you. They replied, well you get lots of girls, and with that a group of japanese women surrounded the sumo and away they went...
sumo groupies...go figure...

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Sumo, or what it is like to have a Japanese man in your lap.

May 20, 2007

I am going to leave out the annoying and that bad, knowing that it doesn't really matter in the end. Rather, I have decided to tell you the way I want to remember what I have seen today. Today I went by subway to the sumo ring to watch the wrestlers do their thing. To see the ultimate in pure male physical exertion. To hear the crack of bones, feel the sweat of the fighters, watch as two men big enough to crush me with their bare hands smash together like trains colliding.
Without a doubt, this spectacle was a feat I would enjoy repeating again and again.
We walked through the doors into the arena and promptly walked all the way to the floor level, 2nd row from the actual ring itself. I sat just to the left of the judge to the north. Seated just behind that judge, I was able to see every pore on the face of the competitors, every bruise and straining muscle, every nervous eye, the sand sticking to their feet, the sweat dripping from their foreheads, and the hair on the back of their thighs... okay, so sitting directly behind that particular judge may not have given me the greatest of views... I did end up looking right at the back side of the wrestler before he crashed into the opponent, but I was very happy to be that close. Close enough to reach out and touch the wrestlers waiting their turn.

Regrettably, I was sick today. I was running a fever as soon as I woke up so after nearly 4 hours of watching and enjoying sumo I had to leave early. I am sad about leaving early. An actual sumo match is everything I have ever thought it would be, and I would gladly do it again in a heartbeat. If I ever get the opportunity to come to Japan and see Sumo again, I know that I will jump at the chance. It was everything I wanted it to be and more, even with all the foreign guys competing.

Keep your eyes open for the sumo matches shown on ESPN this month.... You may just catch us all on film. Because we were there. Second row, center... on the floor.

And our tickets were for the nosebleed seats...

Friday, May 18, 2007

Voice of Will: Why I Love Tokyo

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2007-05-18 - 7:35 p.m.
why I love tokyo
So there are many reasons to love tokyo, and a few to hate it.
Here are two examples of why I like tokyo so much.
I was out on tuesday evening with one of criss's co workers named Andy. We were supposed to be going to a club to see a Japanese Jazz band. Andy had heard about this concert about a week ago, and had asked if I wanted to tag along. So I said, sure. And off we went. Well there was one major problem. Andy had gotten the times wrong. He thought the doors opened at 8, and the band started playing at 9. No. At 8 we showed up, but there was NO ONE. The place was completely empty. oookkkkkaaaayy. We went across the street to chill out in this little coffee place. at 9 someone showed up at the venue, so we went over and talked to this guy. It appears andy was WAY wrong on the times. the doors didn't open until 10 and the band wasn't going to start playing until 11.
Now that kinda killed the mood. Andy had to teach the next morning, and I really didn't want to be out until 1am, especially since the trains stop at 1, so if we missed the train, we would have to either hike back (like 15 miles away), or rent a cab at $6.00 a 1/2 mile. Either way could get pretty expensive.
So we changed the plans, and decided to just explore shibuya prefecture. Think of a suburb of tokyo, that is what a prefecture is. Now I love shibuya. I just love the way it rolls off the tongue (she boo yah!) It sounds like something obscenely physical and obviously filled with bodily fluids...She boo yah! So we walked around, looked at shops, chatted, found a music store... and on the way to the train at about 10:40 we stumble on this full 9 piece ska band on the street sidewalk.
Now get this image. You have 9 muscians in black pin stripe suits, wearing sunglasses. there are lots of brass instruments, a couple of guitars, and a drum set. About half have punked hair (ie mo-hawks) and the other half have anime hair.
ON the sidewalk at 10:40 pm playing about a dozen songs, and selling their CD on a Tuesday. In shibuya.
How random is that? (ps we bought a CD. They are called Empty Black Box. Look them up and if you can find it, they are really pretty good. great beat, uptempo, and they sound fantastic.)
This leads me to my second great experience this week. So I had to mail some documents for Criss to the UAE for the job we are moving to in August. Well the local post office doesn't have anyone who speaks ANY english, but they are great folks, and lots of help. Often when I try to mail things, I learn about japanese postal system, and pick up new japanese words.
Now have you ever tried to tell someone you wanted to ship something to another country, when you don't speak their language? Country names are NOT all the same in different countries.
So I walk up to the teller (my favorite one too.) and ask her if she has ever heard of the UAE. blank confused face. Ok. I show her the envelope. It says United Arab Emirates. she asks, "America?" hopefully. No, I tell her. then "chugo?" (which is china, and the teller knows I ship lots of stuff to china)... No.


Now we have several possibilities at this point. She could say wakarimasen (I don't understand) and tell me to go away, she could try to pantomime it out, or pretend she knows and just randomly ship it somewhere. Or she could do this...
She goes to another teller who speaks some english (more english than I speak Japanese) and she can understand NOT America, NOT china, NOT japan. Ok. She starts digging out a "first 1000 words in english" book. So we look through it, but I don't really figure that United Arab Emirates is exactly one of the first 1000 words in english people learn... go figure. So I try globe. Nope. globe is not in the distinguished list either.... we finally get to Map. and world. OK now we are in business.
They ask me to wait, and one of them goes in to the back and I can see her digging through boxes, and I can understand her saying.. "I know it is here somewhere." After about 10 minutes there is a triumphant cry from the boxes. And she comes out waving this old, battered, but very noticeable ATLAS. (YES!!!! I could have kissed her)
so we open the atlas to the world map, and I show them the UAE. Well I show UAE, but they read ARABIA (from saudi arabia). I have to tell them NNNNOOOOO. UAE, this little part. Then we flip through the atlas, and finally find the UAE on the map, and let me tell you, the Japanese name is like 28 letters long.
But by this time, we were all laughing, and joking around. So to make a long story shorter (too late), I managed to mail criss's paperwork with the minimum of fuss, and lots of help from a very supportive post office.
These some of the reasons I will miss tokyo. The people here are really nice. Not all of them, not all the time. But if you try to speak Japanese first, they will be very helpful. It is just the ignorant tourists who get ignored.
p.s. Today the high temperature was 68 degrees, and it rained over 3/4 of the day. Long, loud thundering rain. The flowers are blooming all over tokyo, so you can't walk down the street without smelling roses, carnations, wisteria, and all the other scents, and the city is alive with vibrant colors. I think I will miss that most of all.
p.p.s. this coming month is going to be very busy. Sumo on Sunday, Myspace secret show japan on monday, I go to china on may 30th until june 6th, and on june 9th we will be going to the ghibli museum to see mae and the kittenbus. And next month we will be doing tokyo disneyland before going to the UAE.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Voice of Will: A Year Difference

2007-04-07 - 3:16 a.m.
What a difference a year makes.
So where to begin....
lets see.
Last year when we were working at SIAS, at this time were under the impression that we'd be invited back, so we had made several large purchases for our third year in china. We had not been looking for work, and so when we were not invited back, it was a shock.

This year, there have been rumbles about criss having a family, and not living where the other teachers live. This is an issue in Japan, because like in China appearance is about 75% of what people base their decisions on. So since we dont' live with the others, we are different. Because we used the office staff to help get our kids enrolled in public school, we are trouble makers (it doesn't matter that the office staff asked to help us, volunteered to help us, this LOOKS like we are using them outside their job duties). This led to criss being told in the middle of february to "cross your fingers about coming back, but explore your options."
So criss went to Seattle's TESOL Conference to get some needed perspective, and to "explore her options."
So we have started to get back job offers, and notifications of being on short lists for interviews.
Now the quandry. Which schools should we pick?

Offer 1. Working at an college for excellence in education. Ie criss will teach teachers. She will have about 20 contact hours, 7 hours of office hours, and probably needed to work another 20 to 25 hours a week lesson planning and grading. She is offered $52k a year, roundtrip airfare for all 5 of us, a set of roundtrip vacation airfare for 5 to return to the US for vacations, housing (three or four bedroom), medical insurance, and the kids go to a british expat school for free. And there is a standing job offer for me at the same school if I can finish my MA in Ed tech by january. This school is in the UAE (abu dhabi) 3 year contract
offer 2. almost exactly the same as above, but the salary is 55k, and they pay a housing and schooling supplement (but it should let us rent a 3 bedroom flat, and pay for the kids to go to british expat school.) No job offer for me, but I could find a job pretty easy. Also in the UAE. 3 year contract
Offer 4. Turkey. Istanbul. 30k a year, a 2 bedroom apartment, airfare for 5 there. Criss would teach 16 hours a week, and have lots of well done and very thorougher support material. No job offer for me, and no the kids schooling is not included. year to year contract

Offer 5. marshall Islands. 20 to 30k a year. 2 year contract. 12 to 15 contact hours of teaching. 5 hours office hours. and about 10 hours of lesson planning. (this position is what she taught in china for 2 years.. lesson plans are done dude). Kids schooling is not paid, but the private school there is very affordable. They pay for airfare for 5, they provide a housing supplement that should let us rent a 3 bedroom flat. But dont' know about a job for me. And a developing country (brown outs/ blackouts/ drought/limited running water)
And these are just the most interesting offers.

Some of you may ask, what about returning to the states... Sorry to say, that is not in the cards for at least 2 to 3 more years. We cant' afford it.

The question is... which one should we take?

I wish I knew a cut and dried answer, but I see benefits with all 5 positions, and drawbacks for all of them too. Any suggestions?

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Voice of Will: Days without Criss

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2007-03-28 - 3:25 p.m.
So it has been one of those fortnights from hell. gRRRRR.....
Here I am on top of my classes, doing well, understanding what i am supposed to be doing.
And in the span of 2 weeks, I am behind and scrambling to catch up.
lets see.
1. We just found out we will not be invited back here next year. Primarily because we are a family, and it makes it difficult for the Japanese staff at the university. Not because criss is a bad teacher (on the contrary, she has evals saying she rocks). So we have been scrambling trying to find where we will go in august.
2. My daughter developed some sort of rash on her back and shoulder that spread across her whole back in a matter of 2 days. The doctors say it is exima (a type of skin condition that is brought on by the skin drying out, rubbing against rough clothing etc...) but we had 3 days of hell trying ot get her into a doctor who could explain what was happening in english.
3. Criss went to the TESOL conference in Seattle. When she is not here, I don't sleep. I can't seem to focus on what I am doing, and it is exceptionally difficult to do ANYTHING. It wouldn't have been so bad but
4. the kids finished school for the year. they graduated to their next grade level (which is great) but they have been off school for the last 10 days, and will be off for another week. so that means that even when I wanted/could focus on school, I'd get 10 minutes then screaming kids... fighting kids... or just normal kids who want to go out and play with dad.
so that is my screwed up last 2 weeks.
But the benefit is

1. criss is back, and she was offered 3 positions outright at TESOL that are pretty good options to choose from
2. Rae's back is better, and the exima is gone (for now)
3. The kids start school again on monday

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Voice of Will: Decision Time

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2007-03-11 - 9:11 p.m.
we have some interesting decisions to make, and we have about 2 - 2 1/2 months to make them. We have been getting the impression that we won't be asked back. and it is all because of the family. Everyone in Criss's office got a letter stating We want you back, but can't tell you until after we interview at TESOL. Criss got one saying, we'll let you know after TESOL. So, that little missing verbage has us scrambling looking for where to go next.
We can do the UAE and Dubai. They pay great, pay for all of our airfare, apartment, and the kids can go to an international expat school for free. But it is the UAE, and Iran is on the other side of that waterway.
Criss has about 20 job applications in the states in, and we will be hearing from them probably in the next 4 weeks.
And today we found a reallllllly interesting spot in the Marshall Islands (on Majuro, which was well outside the fallout zone from the bikini atoll a bomb tests.) They would pay airfare for the family, give a housing subsidy, and there are international schools that are really cheap. Criss would be teaching for the highest school in the marshall islands (which is funny considering it is an accredited community college).
Beyond that, the kids have been taking kendo for the last month. Yesterday, they were officially invited to join the club, and their earned their shanai. So that is going well. No matter if we come back to japan or not, we will be attending every kendo meeting so the kids can learn it, and then we will be taking the shanai (and armor when we earn the right to wear it) with us, and then practicing fights in our yard wherever we end up.
My classes are going well. I keep updating my nau webpage with new stuff for each class... So that works out well. Not doing bad is kind of nice. AT the end of this semester I'll have 6 classes to take before I can graduate. I'm going to take 3 over the summer, and 3 in the fall so I can finish by Dec.
These last 3 weeks have been hell on criss and all the teachers here. First their boss from Montana came to visit, and the teachers were teaching an intensive TOEFL class. This meant all the teachers were working 12 hour days or more, 6 days a week for 2 weeks for this course. Then they had 1 day to relax before having to teach an "english camp" for 5 days.
And during all this criss has to have her boss visit her class, her Japanese boss visit her classes as well. And of course, those days were completely hectic, and the lessons and ideas fizzled completely.
Oh well.... either they invite us back (and we take it), or they let us go and we move on elsewhere.
Of course that might be a little more difficult. Apparently you never, ever want to fly in AUGUST to or from japan. It is tourist season, and the prices of airline flights go from $800 a person, to $1600 a person to go to phoenix, az.
So that is a nice increase in price of $4000 that we had budgeted for a new car.... oh welll....
I'm hoping the Marshall islands contacts us.... I'd love to be a beach bum, and go snorkeling and scuba diving every other day....

Monday, January 29, 2007

Voices of Will: Gapped Toothed MadMen

2007-01-29 - 9:44 a.m.
Well at least their spirit of destruction to their enemies is. Their souls still stir in the hearts of anyone who rides a bicycle in Tokyo.
Yes, bicycles. They are the menace to society. And it is all because the Japanese are so darned law abiding. You see the law says that bicycles cannot be ridden in the streets. So they must be ridden on the sidewalk. Now these sidewalks are about 2 meters wide, meaning there is just enough room for 2 people to walk side by side comfortably, or one person going each way. Now you throw in bike riders. Not casually riding along, NNNOOOOOOO screaming down the sidewalk, only to apply the hand brakes when there is no possible way to stop in time, causing all people to jump back, as the bike blows through the area the people were in.
I have watched bicycles run over people, slam into other bicycles, and even try to win an arguement with a moving car.
now it isn't as dangeous as taking a taxi in central china. You don' t get that thrill of 'have I just put my life in the hands of some madman who thinks he could be a formula 1 driver?" No, the feeling you get is that feeling of dread you would have if you lived in the movie Deathrace.. "can i come out of this building? can I move around this person slwoer than me?" then SSSSSSCCCCCRRRRREEEEEEE and as you duck for cover there is a giggling japanese person riding off.
So the world needs to know that inside every one on a bicycle there is a gap toothed grinning madman!